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His Royal Keefness - the power and the glory - has deemed his flock worthy to receive the Ten Keithmandments. Bow down and be grateful! Amen.
Thou Shalt Not Climb Trees
Thou Shalt Not Turn Blue In Other Peoples Bathrooms
Thou Shalt Not Cross My Stage
Thou Shalt Not Be Knighted
Thou Shalt Not Return Chuck Berry's Punches
If Thee Touches 'Live' Mics Thou Shouldst Wear 'Hush Puppies'
Thou Shalt Not Give A Fuck
Thou Shalt Not Mess With The Mounties
Thou Shalt Be Kind To Stray Animals & Take Them Home If Thou Can
Thou Shalt Not Retire
Many thanks to Medicinejar, Redland, GimmeLilDrink, Mr Hess, juicedupandsloppy, KCStone, Stonesrush, Stonezone9 & sbtstone for your input and also to Shidoobee with Stonesdoug.
